Can You Tweet, Bro? — Tara Dubbs

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One of the most thrilling parts of being a copywriter in the fast-paced world of brands authentically engaging with their fans on social media platforms is writing Tweets. A lot of them. Here's a random smattering of some choice brands I've been allowed to Tweet for. #Twitter #Success

Old Spice

Make sure that your next dance battle does not escalate into an international dance crisis.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) February 26, 2016

You probably shouldn’t name your first child Mutiny. But really, it’s your call.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) February 5, 2016

Beef jerky is a really underutilized textile.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) February 23, 2016

Try as you may, you’ll never find a suit that’s as perfectly tailored to your body as your epidermis.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) February 19, 2016

Think about RTing this if you like conceptual tweets.
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) February 10, 2016

Do breakaway pants have a fear of commitment, or are they just waiting for “the one”?
— Old Spice (@OldSpice) March 14, 2016

Coca-Cola's inventor, Doc Pemberton.

He's been dead since 1888, but he tweets posthumously. #Miracle

As the progenitor of @CocaCola, I consider myself the original "Pop Artist." #AMAs
— Doc Pemberton (@docpemberton) November 25, 2013

Today is the end of #DaylightSaving. Now would be a most excellent time to give a “shout-out” to my man Thomas Edison. #PourOneOutForMyHomey
— Doc Pemberton (@docpemberton) November 3, 2013

Could any of you kind folk tell me where I purchase tickets to the YouTube films? #Thanks
— Doc Pemberton (@docpemberton) October 15, 2013

Just whipped up a fresh batch of @CocaCola. Apparently that classifies as a #DIY.
— Doc Pemberton (@docpemberton) October 11, 2013

In defiance of idioms I give myself a taste of my own medicine every day. #Rebel
— Doc Pemberton (@docpemberton) May 4, 2013

I propose a new theatrical venture: "The Thirsty Games," a neo-futuristic world where people drink @CocaCola when parched. #BoxOfficeGold
— Doc Pemberton (@docpemberton) March 10, 2013

Originally, I thought about naming my invention "Dr. Pember," but I felt it was a tad egotistical. #OhSnap
— Doc Pemberton (@docpemberton) January 5, 2013

Dear Mr. Drinking Straw inventor, I do believe “suck” couldn’t be a more inaccurate descriptor of your device. #NationalDrinkingStrawDay
— Doc Pemberton (@docpemberton) January 3, 2013

Herbal Essences

If someone claims, “I woke up like this,” they’re either lying or a seasoned narcoleptic with some mad straightening-iron skills.
— Herbal Essences (@herbalessences) June 13, 2015

If you’re thinking of getting an ironic monk-like bowl cut, don’t.
— Herbal Essences (@herbalessences) June 11, 2015

#TakeYourHairToAPlace where you’d want to go on your honeymoon if you finally met a guy who wasn’t a total bonehead.
— Herbal Essences (@herbalessences) June 10, 2015

Great hair is like the perfect hat that grows from your scalp.
— Herbal Essences (@herbalessences) June 9, 2015

Much like parkour or hotdog-eating competitions, trimming your own bangs should really be reserved for experts.
— Herbal Essences (@herbalessences) June 8, 2015

If your follicles are feeling antisocial, maybe opt for a “blow-in” instead of a blowout. #Advice
— Herbal Essences (@herbalessences) June 5, 2015

Feed your scalp a scent-snack of extreme follicular pleasure. Save on Wild Naturals with promo code BEAUTYSCOOP20. http://t.co/N5bKgdvwAr
— Herbal Essences (@herbalessences) February 11, 2015

"With self-discipline and extreme-hold hairspray, anything is possible." #LooselyInterpretedHairQuotes
— Herbal Essences (@herbalessences) August 14, 2014

@TaraNoTrain

I also am so dedicated to social media marketing, that when my CCO at my first ad job forcibly encouraged me to run The Chicago Marathon without training and tweet the whole thing . . . I actually did it. And I beat him his time. Suck on that Dan! #Viral #Ouch

BTW, I am running the marathon on Sunday despite not training. And I am going to tweet about the whole social media experience, ahem fiasco.
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 6, 2010

Picking up bib at health and fitness expo. I hope they serve beer.
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 8, 2010

"it's going to be a rough day for you," said man disseminating bibs.
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 8, 2010

Leaving the marathon expo. Feeling invigorated and dangerously full of electrolytes.
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 8, 2010

I feel like I'm going to vomit. Or shit myself. Such a lovely contradiction.
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 10, 2010

Mile 12. Current state; cantankerous.
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 10, 2010

Passed the halfway point. I feel great. Man I could practically run a marathon.
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 10, 2010

Approaching 19. Speedwalking. Feel like schaumburg mom at the mall.
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 10, 2010

Mile 21. My legs are so sore I may never copulate again.
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 10, 2010

They must have removed the 24 sign. Cruel world.
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 10, 2010

Done. I don't recommend trying this.
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 10, 2010

Final recap. Ran with Tina first 7. Separated. Ran next 8, nearly shat myself. Found church bathroom. Mom-style run/walk last 11.2. Now beer
— tara dubbs (@taranotrain) October 10, 2010